You're a pepper too

Thanks to this Sunday's LA Times Magazine I now have a huge list of restaruants that sound good, but are too much trouble to go to, and also, are not inviting to the un-celebrity likes of me. And I like to think that being a girl, who on occasion can flaunt my sexuality to get me things would help me in these situations. But, this is LA and there are already a gazillion other girls, who are blonder and surgically enhanced trying to do the same thing.

Luckily, for me this drink is fully explained and pictured:

The libation is called You're a Pepper Too, and it is just the thing of you've had the daylights slapped out of you for no reason. You get an 8-ounce bottle of the original Dublin Dr Pepper, along with two sidecars, one with Absolut Vanilla and the other with Monin brand organic vanilla syrup. And there's Dr Pepper Jelly Bellies to boot. Not approved for sniffling first-graders, but quite and attitude adjuster nonetheless.

In the picture it's served with an adorable giraffe swizzle stick. It looks fantastic. And with the non-celebrity substitutions of regular dr pepper, and torani vanilla syrup, you'll have quite the cocktail.

On a side note, I don't drink enough. It's not really worth it for me to buy entire bottles of alcohol, because they'll never get finished. I have half a bottle of absolut that i opened a year ago. I need lydia back, we encourage eachother to drink well.