Care Bears, STARE.... we care... we care... we care...

Since my internet connection is down, and posting to this blog was supposed to be my new hobby, i think it might be time to tell you all about my sunburn. WARNING: this may be more info than you need to know.

the guys at victoria's secret are marketing geniuses. and they have a line of bathing suits. i got the best one of the lot. just the bottom, because i'm still not comfortable with those ridiculous pieces of triangle fabric that they consider a top. and it's black, with magenta trim. AND... a heart cut out on the butt. Genius! it allows you to give in to their marketing campaign and wear a skimpy bikini with major VS sex appeal and feel like tyra banks. Yet, you can still aspire to be good and cheerful and all that's right with the world, like a care bear.

I think I will be victoria's secret bear. I laid out for an hour on sunday, completely covered except the heart on my butt. It's friday and my heart is still pink as ever. I really have to admit that my ass is adorable. I didn't have much of a strong opinion about my butt before. But now that I'm practically a care bear, it's great. Also, I want to spread joy throughout the land. It's a good thing I don't know any care bears songs, because I would be singing them. It's also good that I've been taking belly dancing, because I bet it'll help with my care bear stare.