Shake your hips, then shake a stick

I'm dancing this Sunday at the LA County Fair

At first, I was excited because this is supposed to be my largest crowd, and there's talk of an actual dressing room with lighted mirrors.

But then I saw this, and now I'm really excited!

New items this year include macaroni and cheese on a stick, the deep-fried Oreo and s'mores on a stick.

Quite possibly the most perfect food ever?! And only made perfecter by adding a stick. If only you could suck tea through it...