It's all clear now

I just realized something.

There's a reason I don't have a good job and a great apartment, fame, fortune and a magical winged unicorn . It's because of all those chain letters I broke. Seriously, I must have like 500 years of back luck coming to me.

It all became clear to me now that this girl at work sent me one.


> AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH
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>May there always be work for your hands to do;
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>May your purse always hold a coin or two;
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>May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
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>May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
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>May the hand of a friend always be near you
>May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
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> OK, this is what you have to do....
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>Send this to all of your friends! But - you HAVE to
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>send this within 1 hour from when you open it!

If you delete this after you read it... you will
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>have 1 year of bad luck!
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> But.... if you send it 2 of your friends, you will automatically have
>3 years of good luck!!

you've all been served!