Workday amusement

Poor Jaime from Portugal has a very, very loose grasp on the english language, yet writes very long, complicated emails that he expects me to understand.

One of the things he does is call me Mrs. Cynthia. He addresses everyone by title and first name. I'm not going to correct the customer on a trivial thing like this, especially when I'll never meet him. And really, it's more important that he knows to just use my first name, or to use my last name with a title. But after months of this, the other lady handling his account sent him this email without my knowledge:

Hi Jaime,

Cynthia is "Ms" and not "Mrs.", she's not married yet, she's only 20 something :-)
Thanks
T [name deleted] :-)

so Jaime responded:

Dar Mrs T

Thank you for our alert.
She is young and pretty, thats correct?:-))

Please this Sales Order send by FEDEX, please

and she responded

Yep... CORRECT!!!! And NO PROBLEM, we will use FEDEX.
Thanks :-))))
T

I think I'm this close to having a portugese boyfriend now! I think that's how it works in that country.