Fun with words

There's this obnoxious new Special K commercial on TV. The ladies are breakfasting at an outdoor cafe, and their fabulous friend dressed in red and white walks up. Wow, isn't she fab and skinny and wonderful. Oh, it's because she eats nothing but cereal. Wow, how exciting, the friends chatter insessantly. Oh, I'm totally going to pay like $6 to eat cereal from a restaurant too.

And then the narrator starts talking.

Women who eat breakfast, like the Special K breakfast, weigh less.

And I hear:

Women, who eat breakfast, like the Special K breakfast way less.

Honestly, someone should have figured that out before they let it on TV