Science Rules
I don’t watch NCIS. I don’t even know what it stands for. But I turned on the TV last night, and it was on the channel that turned on. There was a girl with Betty Paige hair, about my age (she couldn’t possibly be younger, because of her job), apparently she was one of those CSI medical scientist types. And there was a table full of snack cakes in front of her.
Enter an older man. Conversation ensues about snack cakes. And then something like this happens:
Girl: yeah, I feel like Bill Nye. He did an episode once where he analyzed the content of snack food, or course his wasn’t laced with poison…
Man: Who?
Girl: Bill Nye, the Science Guy. [blah, blah, blah about Bill Nye]
Man: Oh, like Mr. Wizard.
Girl: Who?
This is not a conversation a girl of that age, who is obviously American, of that educational level would have. I watched Mr. Wizard when I was a kid. Even if you didn’t watch him, you knew who he was. I was mostly too old for Bill Nye. Granted Nye was a bit more wacky than Mr. Wizard. But when it comes to science experiments Mr. Wizard is the person anyone thinks of.
This must be why I watch so little scripted network TV. (Except for Grey’s Anatomy, that show just keeps getting better!)
16 Comments:
At December 14, 2005 8:19 PM, Zack said…
In the days of our youth, Mr Wizard was shown on Nickelodeon, wasn't it? A cable channel? And therefore not a channel in every household? Mr Wizard was awesome, but I do remember Bill Nye more vividly now. Also remembered more vividly: the "we're gonna need another Timmy" guy from Dinosaurs. Had to strain to remember: Beakman.
At December 15, 2005 8:36 AM, C said…
I guess I didn't clearly explain the character of this girl. She most definitely had cable as a child, and is quite well versed in pop culture as demonstrated by her bettie page style and band/ironic/popculture (or something) t shirt that she wore while spewing the sort of banter you expect from c level celebs talking about something that happened at one point in time on some cable show.
I also remember the guy from dinosaurs more clearly than either real science show.
At December 15, 2005 8:50 AM, Sarah the Hussy said…
I never watched the actual show Bill Nye the Science Guy, but I do remember his science segments on Almost Live.
At December 15, 2005 11:18 AM, Kenny said…
Maybe this girl is a bit younger than you presume her to be (that is, younger than we are). I remember both. In fact, while I remember both, I can more readily call up an image of Bill Nye than Mr. Wizard, who looked more like your average chem teacher.
Actually, I think I was confusing Beakman with Nye at first, until Zack reminded me they were different. Beakman was cool because his set reminded me of Deep 13 from MST3K, and the show had Parker Lewis style sound effects, and his female sidekick was cute.
At December 15, 2005 2:51 PM, C said…
She can't possibly be younger, based on the amount of education you need to be in her position. Unless she's some kind of child prodigy. Is the show about a child prodigy? I don't know anything about it.
Also, not knowing who Mr. Wizard is, is completely unacceptable. Not watching is one thing, but being completely unaware of his presence is quite another.
At December 15, 2005 5:27 PM, Zack said…
Being fictional correlates strongly with prodigy. It's a high risk group for prodigy. (It's also a high risk group for beautiful, athletic, and terminally ill.)
At December 15, 2005 9:32 PM, Kenny said…
Just look at D.A. Katie Holmes and Psychiatrist-in-charge-of-a-whole-asylum Cillian Murphy.
At December 19, 2005 11:03 PM, lyan! said…
Mr. Wizard kept me busy every morning for a long time. I watched that show every day. Though the most prominent memory I have is watching some kid, and him saying "That's totally bogus man, wow." And I could never forgive his blunder.
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