Honestly!

I was finally ready to give in. Everyone seems to be sick. And I'm flying this week. I was just about to pick up a pack of airborne. But, I do my research. Mostly I was just trying to see if they sell a product you can swallow and not drink.

And then I find this instead:

Airborne contains sucralose. Honestly people! What is wrong with the world?! Splenda is going to take over the world. And you're all just sitting back, content.

I am going to buy vitamins now. Not airborne. They will taste less disgusting, and cost less, not contain anything from "eastern medicine," and make me much happier.