National Cynthia Day

Torrance, CA-- February 16, 2005--- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

I declare February 17, National Cynthia Day. A day for all the Cynthias of the world to rejoice. I have no authority to do this, but maybe if i pull some kind of PR stunt in a few years I'll develop a cult following, and maybe they'll interview me on the radio, or the AP will call.
This will be the official website of National Cynthia Day, with the option of moving it somewhere else, at a later day.

The day should be celebrated doing the things Cynthias usually do including, but not limited to: going to work, going to the library, sending email, blogging, belly dancing, being generally disdainful of others, acquiring strange things from the Orient that cost 98 cents, considering going to see the Heffalump movie, watching childrens and food related TV, playing neopets, deep frying and drinking cocktails.

Others should be extra kind to Cynthias on Cynthia day, giving them presents such as: dark chocolate, flowers, cherry vodka, tiaras and sashes, retardedly expensive mutant hairy dogs and 80's cartoon paraphernalia.

The theme songs for the day will be Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and the Cynthia song from Rugrats

Honorable Cynthias may include Hilary Duff, Alton Brown and any voice heard on the TV series Jem (except for someone who only plays Jetta or a Stinger).

I expect there to be parties all over the world in celebration. Yet there will probably be no photographic evidence, because Cynthias are too lazy to research and buy digital cameras.

There is plenty of room for sponsorship of this exciting, rapidly growing holiday. You can get in on the ground floor. Please offer your suggestions and the staff for National Cynthia Day will work on it for next year.