I don't know what's wrong with these kids.

It's because Colorado was a red state, huh? Because there is something seriously wrong with a 13 year old boy who tattles about free porn. The first time I ever saw a playboy was in middle school when some ptherwise very dumb boys figured out how to take the cover off their video game magazine and affix it to playboy. And really, if you listen to the media, the 13 year olds are just a experienced as porn stars, giving away blow jobs and STDs left and right.